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Laid-back branding that still lets everybody know you’re part of the family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear ‘em after the round. Wear ‘em on a random Tuesday. Wear ‘em while you’re explaining to your friends why you just bought another hat even though you already have twelve. They’re not screaming “I’m a golfer” — they’re just quietly letting people know you have good energy and a little chaos in your soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese hats don’t care about your swing. They care that you showed up with the right aura.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"classic-dad-hat-peasants-local-golf-club","title":"PEASANTS LOCAL GOLF CLUB FLAG","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis ain’t no stuffy Augusta National dad hat for guys who need a caddie just to carry their ego. 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No invitation required. No background check. Just show up, pay your $42, and try not to three-putt in front of the beer cart girl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe only green jacket you’ll ever need is the one with the beer stain on it.  \u003cbr\u003eThe only members here are the ones who actually show up.  \u003cbr\u003eAnd the only thing exclusive is how exclusive your language gets after you skull one into the water for the third time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrow this bad boy on, adjust that antique buckle, and let the world know exactly which club you belong to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCertified Golf Sicko® …nutting every day!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 100% chino cotton twill\u003cbr\u003e• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile\u003cbr\u003e• 6 embroidered eyelets\u003cbr\u003e• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown\u003cbr\u003e• Adjustable strap with antique buckle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-unit-system=\"imperial\" class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eC (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eD (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20 ½-24 ⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 ⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-unit-system=\"metric\" class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eC (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eD (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52-62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e12\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"SMILEY GOLF","offers":[{"title":"Navy","offer_id":52769427718425,"sku":"8636145_7857","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue","offer_id":52769427751193,"sku":"8636145_7856","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":52769427783961,"sku":"8636145_7853","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0722\/4829\/5705\/files\/classic-dad-hat-white-left-front-6a47f6a5e9ece.jpg?v=1783101121"},{"product_id":"dad-hat-private-golf-club-members-only-cypress-point-club","title":"PRIVATE GOLF CLUB MEMBERS ONLY","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis right here is the PRIVATE GOLF CLUB Dad Hat — the one that says you belong even if you’ve never stepped foot inside Cypress Point. 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