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Wear ‘em on the tee box, in the fairway, on the green — wherever your good energy takes you. Then keep rocking ‘em when you hit the 19th hole, the range, or just roll through life looking like a certified legend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMultiple color combos so you can match your vibe, rep your crew, or we can cook up custom designs for personal style, merch drops, or retail. Durable as hell. Comfortable all damn day. Built to last longer than most of your golf buddies’ New Year’s resolutions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHere’s the nitty-gritty for the specs nerds:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- 26% cotton, 74% polyester blend — breathes like a dream but holds up after a hundred washes  \u003cbr\u003e- Mid-profile crown with low-profile embroidery area (perfect for your boy’s big smiling face)  \u003cbr\u003e- Structured six-panel construction  \u003cbr\u003e- 3.5″ crown height  \u003cbr\u003e- Hard buckram front panels  \u003cbr\u003e- Breathable mesh back  \u003cbr\u003e- Permacurv® visor with matching undervisor  \u003cbr\u003e- Plastic adjustable snap closure  \u003cbr\u003e- Fits head circumferences from 21⅝″ to 23⅝″ (54.9 cm – 60 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese hats don’t care about your swing. They don’t care about your handicap. They only care that you showed up with good energy and a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’re not thinking about golf right now, you’re doing it wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo grab your Smiley Trucker Hat and join the family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCertified Golf Sicko® …nutting every day!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour favorite uncle,  \u003cbr\u003eDon Panchito\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"tour-retro-trucker-hat-peasants-local-golf-club","title":"PEASANTS LOCAL GOLF CLUB BADGE","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis ain’t no fancy Augusta National trucker hat for guys who need a caddie just to find their wallet. 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Just show up, pay your $42, and try not to three-putt in front of the beer cart girl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe only green jacket you’ll ever need is the one with the beer stain on it.  \u003cbr\u003eThe only members here are the ones who actually show up.  \u003cbr\u003eAnd the only thing exclusive is how exclusive your language gets after you skull one into the water for the third time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrow this bad boy on, adjust that strap, and let the world know exactly which club you belong to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCertified Golf Sicko® …nut every day!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 26% cotton, 74% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Mid-profile cap with a low-profile embroidery area\u003cbr\u003e• Structured, six-panel cap\u003cbr\u003e• 3.5″ crown (8.9 cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Hard buckram front panels\u003cbr\u003e• Mesh back\u003cbr\u003e• Permacurv® visor, matching undervisor\u003cbr\u003e• Plastic adjustable closure\u003cbr\u003e• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eC (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eD (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21 ⅝-⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 ⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eC (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eD (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55-1.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"SMILEY GOLF","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":52769296646425,"sku":"9449477_8746","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":52769296351513,"sku":"9449477_8747","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":52769296384281,"sku":"9449477_8751","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal","offer_id":52769296417049,"sku":"9449477_20390","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":52769296449817,"sku":"9449477_8754","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Gray","offer_id":52769296482585,"sku":"9449477_20391","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Caramel","offer_id":52769296515353,"sku":"9449477_20394","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":52769296548121,"sku":"9449477_8753","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver","offer_id":52769296580889,"sku":"9449477_20392","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki","offer_id":52769296613657,"sku":"9449477_8752","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0722\/4829\/5705\/files\/retro-trucker-hat-white-left-front-6a47eed6be049.jpg?v=1783099118"},{"product_id":"trucker-hat-golf-sicko-electric","title":"GOLF SICKO (90s ELECTRIC)","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eÓrale! (that’s old-school Mexican slang for “hell yeah, let’s go”) That’s pure. If you’re not thinking about golf right now, you’re doing it wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eListen up, you beautiful degenerates. You want to wear your sickness loud and proud without looking like some try-hard who only golfs on the weekend? This right here is your new daily driver.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWe straight-up jacked the iconic Fry’s Electronics logo — that bold, loud, in-your-face red that used to scream “we got every gadget you didn’t know you needed” — and turned it into the ultimate war cry for golf-obsessed lunatics. “GOLF SICKO” blazing across the front in that same electric red, lightning bolt energy and all, like your ball just got hit by a power surge of pure obsession.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWear to your top-tier course or local muni, cabrón. Wear it to the gym while you’re chasing that snatch PR. Wear it grabbing tacos. 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It’s your way of letting the world know your brain never actually left the fairway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBuilt like a proper sicko should be:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic six-panel trucker with mesh back so your head don’t cook in this Florida humidity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e26% cotton \/ 74% polyester blend — soft where it touches your dome, tough where life tries to test you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStructured front with hard buckram panels so that GOLF SICKO logo stands up loud and proud\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMid-profile fit with low-profile embroidery area (logo looks clean as hell)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3.5″ crown (8.9 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePermacurv® visor with matching undervisor — holds its shape like your best fade on a calm day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlastic adjustable closure fits heads 21⅝″ to 23⅝″ (54.9–60 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eComfy? Classic? Certified Golf Sicko approved? You already know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEvery real golfer’s got a little Don Panchito rattling around inside them. This hat just lets that crazy bastard out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSo quit scrolling and throw it in the cart before I start judging your swing from here. 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It looks like it should be on the side of a tour bus or a leather vest covered in patches, but instead it’s sitting on a trucker hat screaming about your obsession with this stupid, beautiful game.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSame classic six-panel trucker we trust: mesh back so your head stays cool when the sun is trying to cook your brain, structured front with hard buckram panels so that aggressive logo stands up loud and proud like it’s headlining a festival. 3.5″ crown, Permacurv® visor that holds its shape no matter how many times you adjust it, plastic closure that fits heads from 21⅝″ to 23⅝″. 26% cotton, 74% polyester — comfy, breathable, and built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis is daily-life, walk-around, show-the-world-you’re-fucked-in-the-head clothing. Wear it tilted at the bar after a round, backwards at the gym while you’re chasing that lift PR, or just existing while your brain is stuck on the back nine. 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