{"product_id":"golf-sicko-x-don-panchito","title":"GOLF SICKO x DON PANCHITO","description":"\u003cp\u003eÓrale, you absolute degenerates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDon Panchito here — your favorite dimpled walnut with the big smile and the permanent “I don’t have a problem, I have a 4:30 tee time” energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the GOLF SICKO x DON PANCHITO Rope Hat — and now she’s got your boy riding shotgun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFront and center: that loud, unapologetic GOLF SICKO logo in full hub-style lettering. Bold. Yellow. Zero subtlety. It doesn’t ask nicely. It just shows up and takes over the conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the left side? Me. The big smiling Don Panchito icon face — visor cocked, putter in hand, looking like I just made birdie on a hole I had no business making birdie on. I’m right there with you, watching every swing, every putt, every bad decision you make after the round. Your personal caddy on the hat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSame Richardson 258 rope hat we all love: lightweight 100% polyester that breathes, Stay-Dri sweatband that actually works when you’re sweating through a hot one, curved bill with that signature braided rope detail, adjustable snapback, one size fits most. Built for all-day comfort on the course or wherever your chaos takes you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis hat is for the real ones. The Certified Golf Sickos who don’t just play golf — they live it. Good energy only. A little unhinged. Zero shame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it on the course. Wear it after. Wear it while you’re explaining to your friends why this is the greatest hat you’ve ever owned. It’s course-legal, it’s conversation-starting, and it lets everybody know exactly what kind of golfer you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo get yours before they’re gone, cabrones.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SMILEY GOLF","offers":[{"title":"Kelly\/White","offer_id":52778386489625,"sku":"8281761_46026","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black\/White","offer_id":52778386456857,"sku":"8281761_22229","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White\/Black","offer_id":52778386555161,"sku":"8281761_22231","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue\/White","offer_id":52778386522393,"sku":"8281761_22230","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0722\/4829\/5705\/files\/classic-rope-cap-kelly-white-left-front-6a4bc8b3c37ec.jpg?v=1783351488","url":"https:\/\/smileygolf.co\/products\/golf-sicko-x-don-panchito","provider":"SMILEY GOLF","version":"1.0","type":"link"}