{"product_id":"trucker-hat-golf-sicko-electric","title":"Retro Trucker Hat: Fry's Electronic Golf Sicko","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eÓrale! (that’s old-school Mexican slang for “hell yeah, let’s go”) That’s pure. If you’re not thinking about golf right now, you’re doing it wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eListen up, you beautiful degenerates. You want to wear your sickness loud and proud without looking like some try-hard who only golfs on the weekend? This right here is your new daily driver.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWe straight-up jacked the iconic Fry’s Electronics logo — that bold, loud, in-your-face red that used to scream “we got every gadget you didn’t know you needed” — and turned it into the ultimate war cry for golf-obsessed lunatics. “GOLF SICKO” blazing across the front in that same electric red, lightning bolt energy and all, like your ball just got hit by a power surge of pure obsession.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWear to your top-tier course or local muni, cabrón. Wear it to the gym while you’re chasing that snatch PR. Wear it grabbing tacos. Wear it running errands. Wear it tilted back at the bar telling stories about the round that got away. It’s your way of letting the world know your brain never actually left the fairway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBuilt like a proper sicko should be:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic six-panel trucker with mesh back so your head don’t cook in this Florida humidity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e26% cotton \/ 74% polyester blend — soft where it touches your dome, tough where life tries to test you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStructured front with hard buckram panels so that GOLF SICKO logo stands up loud and proud\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMid-profile fit with low-profile embroidery area (logo looks clean as hell)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3.5″ crown (8.9 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePermacurv® visor with matching undervisor — holds its shape like your best fade on a calm day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlastic adjustable closure fits heads 21⅝″ to 23⅝″ (54.9–60 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eComfy? Classic? Certified Golf Sicko approved? You already know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEvery real golfer’s got a little Don Panchito rattling around inside them. This hat just lets that crazy bastard out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSo quit scrolling and throw it in the cart before I start judging your swing from here. 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