This is the no-nonsense version of the bucket — same clean, high-profile look LPGA badasses like Amy Yang wear, but built with regular 100% cotton twill instead of the fancy organic stuff.
Front and center: the Smiley face logo done in raised 3D Puff embroidery so it actually pops off the hat like it’s proud to be there. No subtle bullshit — just a big, textured smile staring back at everyone who sees you.
3 ¾″ crown gives it that proper high-profile bucket shape, while the 2 ¼″ brim keeps the sun out of your eyes and the sweat off your face. Sewn eyelets all around for extra breathability so you’re not cookin’ your brain on a hot afternoon round.
One size fits most, because good hats shouldn’t be picky. This is the practical, comfortable, no-frills version for the sicko who just wants a solid bucket that looks good and actually works.
Throw it on, adjust that fit, and go play like the happy little degenerate you are.
Certified Golf Sicko® …nutting every day!
• 100% cotton twill • 3 ¾″ (7.6 cm) crown • 2 ¼″ (5.1 cm) brim • One size fits most • Sewn eyelets for breathability
