This ain’t no stuffy Augusta National dad hat for guys who need a caddie just to carry their ego. This is the PEASANTS LOCAL GOLF CLUB classic dad hat — made for the real ones who pay green fees, lose balls in the same pond every week, and still call it “the club.”
Front and center: That legendary logo done up in full Masters style but it says PEASANTS LOCAL GOLF CLUB loud and proud. US map shaped like the Augusta outline, stars and stripes flyin’, yellow flag on top, and a big ol’ peace sign right where the cup should be. Because around here we believe in peace… at least until the group in front of us decides to play from the tips and take 45 minutes per hole.
This unstructured chino cotton dad hat is pure muni comfort:
- Soft 100% chino cotton twill that feels broken-in the second you put it on
- Low-profile 6-panel fit that sits right without lookin’ like you’re tryin’ too hard
- 6 embroidered eyelets so your head can actually breathe while you’re sweatin’ bullets on the back nine
- Curved visor and antique buckle strap so you can adjust it after that third beer at the turn
- 3 ⅛” crown — low enough to look cool, tall enough to hide the fact you haven’t washed your hair since Tuesday
This hat is for the boys who’d rather be hackin’ it up at the local goat track than kissin’ ass at some private prison with a dress code and matching socks. No invitation required. No background check. Just show up, pay your $42, and try not to three-putt in front of the beer cart girl.
The only green jacket you’ll ever need is the one with the beer stain on it.
The only members here are the ones who actually show up.
And the only thing exclusive is how exclusive your language gets after you skull one into the water for the third time.
Throw this bad boy on, adjust that antique buckle, and let the world know exactly which club you belong to.
Certified Golf Sicko® …nutting every day!
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Size guide
| |
A (inches) |
B (inches) |
C (inches) |
D (inches) |
| One size |
20 ½-24 ⅜ |
4 ¾ |
3 ⅛ |
7 ½ |
| |
A (cm) |
B (cm) |
C (cm) |
D (cm) |
| One size |
52-62 |
12 |
8 |
19 |
