This ain’t one of them loud, try-hard tees. This is the classic. The one that’s been sayin’ the same thing since before most of you were even born.
Front and center: Big, bold, white “I’D RATHER BE GOLFING” in that old-school athletic lettering with the clean white bar underneath. Straight to the point. No fluff. No bullshit. Just the pure, honest truth every real golfer feels in their bones.
Heavyweight tee. Garment-dyed, soft as hell but built tough. The kind of shirt that gets better the more you beat it up. Plain back — because sometimes you don’t need to explain yourself twice.
This is the one you throw on when you’re stuck doin’ life shit but your mind is already on the first tee. Wear it to the bar, the store, the office, or just around the house while you’re dreamin’ about that tee time.
Simple. Classic. Says exactly what every certified golf sicko is thinkin’.
If you’re not thinking about golf right now, you’re doing it wrong.
Certified Golf Sicko® …nutting every day!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Size guide
| |
WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) |
| S |
18 ¼ |
26 ⅝ |
16 ¼ |
| M |
20 ¼ |
28 |
17 ¾ |
| L |
22 |
29 ⅜ |
19 |
| XL |
24 |
30 ¾ |
20 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
31 ⅝ |
21 ¾ |
| 3XL |
27 ¾ |
32 ½ |
23 ¼ |
| 4XL |
29 ¾ |
33 ½ |
24 ⅝ |
| |
WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) |
| S |
46.4 |
67.6 |
41.3 |
| M |
51.4 |
71.1 |
45 |
| L |
55.9 |
74.6 |
48.3 |
| XL |
61 |
78.1 |
52 |
| 2XL |
66 |
80.3 |
55.3 |
| 3XL |
70.5 |
82.6 |
59 |
| 4XL |
75.6 |
85 |
62.6 |
