This ain’t no fancy Augusta National tee for guys who need a logo bigger than their ego. This is the PEASANTS heavyweight shirt with the clean left chest hit — subtle enough to wear to the bar, loud enough that every real muni warrior knows exactly which side you’re on.
That beautiful logo (the US map in stars and stripes with the yellow flag and peace sign) sittin’ right over your heart next to the word PEASANTS in that classic green script. No long explanation needed. Just one word that says it all: we’re not the country club. We’re the ones who actually show up, pay our green fees, and still call it “the club.”
This unisex garment-dyed heavyweight tee is built for the real ones:
- 100% ring-spun cotton, thick 6.1 oz of structured softness that feels broken-in from day one
- Garment-dyed so it already looks like you’ve been sweatin’ in it since the last time you three-putt for double
- Relaxed fit that hangs right whether you’re built like a linebacker or a guy who lives on hot dogs and denial
- Double-needle stitching and twill-taped shoulders — because this shirt is tougher than your slice off the tee
This is the tee for the boys who’d rather be hackin’ it up at the local goat track than kissin’ ass at some private prison with azaleas and a dress code. No invitation required. No background check. Just show up, pay your $42, and try not to embarrass yourself in front of the beer cart girl.
The only green jacket you’ll ever need is the one with the beer stain on it.
The only masters here are the ones who finally break 90 after ten years of trying.
And the only thing exclusive is how exclusive your language gets after you skull one into the water for the third time.
Small logo on the chest. Big peasant energy in the soul.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Size guide
| |
WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) |
| S |
18 ¼ |
26 ⅝ |
16 ¼ |
| M |
20 ¼ |
28 |
17 ¾ |
| L |
22 |
29 ⅜ |
19 |
| XL |
24 |
30 ¾ |
20 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
31 ⅝ |
21 ¾ |
| 3XL |
27 ¾ |
32 ½ |
23 ¼ |
| 4XL |
29 ¾ |
33 ½ |
24 ⅝ |
| |
WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) |
| S |
46.4 |
67.6 |
41.3 |
| M |
51.4 |
71.1 |
45 |
| L |
55.9 |
74.6 |
48.3 |
| XL |
61 |
78.1 |
52 |
| 2XL |
66 |
80.3 |
55.3 |
| 3XL |
70.5 |
82.6 |
59 |
| 4XL |
75.6 |
85 |
62.6 |
