This ain’t no fancy Augusta National shirt for guys who need a caddie just to carry their trust fund. This is the PEASANTS LOCAL GOLF CLUB heavyweight tee — thick, structured, and soft as hell, built for the real ones who pay green fees and still call it “the club.”
Front and center: That beautiful circular badge logo done up in full Masters style but it says PEASANTS LOCAL GOLF CLUB loud and proud. US map shaped like the Augusta outline, stars and stripes flyin’, yellow flag on top, and a big ol’ peace sign right where the cup should be. Because around here we believe in peace… at least until the group in front of us decides to play from the tips and take 45 minutes per hole.
This unisex garment-dyed heavyweight tee is pure muni luxury:
- 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz of thick, structured goodness that feels broken-in the second you throw it on
- Garment-dyed so it already looks like you’ve been wearin’ it since the last time you broke 100
- Relaxed fit that hangs right whether you’re built like a linebacker or a guy who lives on beer and hot dogs
- Double-needle stitching and twill-taped neck and shoulders — because this shirt is built to survive more rounds than your swing ever will
This tee is for the boys who’d rather be hackin’ it up at the local goat track than kissin’ ass at some private prison with a dress code. No invitation required. No background check. Just show up, pay your $42, and try not to three-putt in front of the beer cart girl.
The only green jacket you’ll ever need is the one with the beer stain on it.
The only members here are the ones who actually show up.
And the only thing exclusive is how exclusive your language gets after you skull one into the water for the third time.
Throw this bad boy on and let the world know exactly which club you belong to.
Certified Golf Sicko® approved!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Size guide
| |
WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) |
| S |
18 ¼ |
26 ⅝ |
16 ¼ |
| M |
20 ¼ |
28 |
17 ¾ |
| L |
22 |
29 ⅜ |
19 |
| XL |
24 |
30 ¾ |
20 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
31 ⅝ |
21 ¾ |
| 3XL |
27 ¾ |
32 ½ |
23 ¼ |
| 4XL |
29 ¾ |
33 ½ |
24 ⅝ |
| |
WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) |
| S |
46.4 |
67.6 |
41.3 |
| M |
51.4 |
71.1 |
45 |
| L |
55.9 |
74.6 |
48.3 |
| XL |
61 |
78.1 |
52 |
| 2XL |
66 |
80.3 |
55.3 |
| 3XL |
70.5 |
82.6 |
59 |
| 4XL |
75.6 |
85 |
62.6 |
