This ain’t just a t-shirt, carnal… this is a whole lifestyle statement.
Front left chest: Clean, mean, and low-key dangerous — that bold “Quickie” script in rich gold with the dark brown outline sittin’ pretty on black. Subtle enough to wear anywhere, loud enough that the right person knows exactly what kinda day you’re havin’.
Back: Straight heat. Big, beautiful Quickie logo center stage over a fiery tropical sunset explosion — crossed clubs, palm fronds, hibiscus flowers poppin’ off like they know what’s up. That classic ribbon banner slappin’ you with “9 AFTERNOON HOLES” and then, in big bold red letters that hit different… “THEN HER”.
This tee ain’t for the course, pendejo. This is for after the round. For the brewery. For the boat. For when you’re tellin’ the boys how you birdied the last three and then… well, you know how the story ends.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Let the world know your priorities are in perfect order:
Golf first. Then her.
Certified Golf Sicko® …nutting every day!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| |
WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) |
| S |
18 ¼ |
26 ⅝ |
16 ¼ |
| M |
20 ¼ |
28 |
17 ¾ |
| L |
22 |
29 ⅜ |
19 |
| XL |
24 |
30 ¾ |
20 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
31 ⅝ |
21 ¾ |
| 3XL |
27 ¾ |
32 ½ |
23 ¼ |
| 4XL |
29 ¾ |
33 ½ |
24 ⅝ |
| |
WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) |
| S |
46.4 |
67.6 |
41.3 |
| M |
51.4 |
71.1 |
45 |
| L |
55.9 |
74.6 |
48.3 |
| XL |
61 |
78.1 |
52 |
| 2XL |
66 |
80.3 |
55.3 |
| 3XL |
70.5 |
82.6 |
59 |
| 4XL |
75.6 |
85 |
62.6 |
