¡Órale, mis golf sickos!
Listen up — this ain’t just another shirt. This is the official uniform for the ones who treat 18 holes like a warm-up act.
Front: Clean, sharp, embroidered “Tee Time Paradise” sittin’ right there like it belongs. Looks respectable enough to wear to brunch… until people read the back and realize you’re full of shit.
Back: Big, bold, and tellin’ the whole damn truth — “Tee Time Paradise - 18 Holes + a Hangover”. That’s the full experience, carnal. You show up, you swing your nuts off, you drink like the scorecard don’t matter, and then you wake up the next morning wonderin’ why the sun is so loud.
This tee is pure lifestyle heat. Not for the course. For the bar after. For the boat. For the boys trip where the golf is great but the stories are better. For when you want everybody to know you didn’t just play 18… you lived it.
Throw it on, crack a cold one, and own the fact that your tee time started at 7:30 and your hangover started at 10:47.
If you’re not thinking about golf right now… you’re doing it wrong.
Certified Golf Sicko® …nutting every day!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Size guide
| |
WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) |
| S |
18 ¼ |
26 ⅝ |
16 ¼ |
| M |
20 ¼ |
28 |
17 ¾ |
| L |
22 |
29 ⅜ |
19 |
| XL |
24 |
30 ¾ |
20 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
31 ⅝ |
21 ¾ |
| 3XL |
27 ¾ |
32 ½ |
23 ¼ |
| 4XL |
29 ¾ |
33 ½ |
24 ⅝ |
| |
WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) |
| S |
46.4 |
67.6 |
41.3 |
| M |
51.4 |
71.1 |
45 |
| L |
55.9 |
74.6 |
48.3 |
| XL |
61 |
78.1 |
52 |
| 2XL |
66 |
80.3 |
55.3 |
| 3XL |
70.5 |
82.6 |
59 |
| 4XL |
75.6 |
85 |
62.6 |
