¡Órale! That’s pure. If you’re not thinking about golf right now, you’re doing it wrong.
You riff-loving, slice-having degenerates… this one hits different.
We took “GOLF SICKO” and carved it in that jagged, spiky, zero-chill Metallica logo style — sharp as a blade, heavy as a down-tuned riff, loud as a Marshall stack cranked past 11. It looks like it should be on the side of a tour bus or a leather vest covered in patches, but instead it’s sitting on a trucker hat screaming about your obsession with this stupid, beautiful game.
Same classic six-panel trucker we trust: mesh back so your head stays cool when the sun is trying to cook your brain, structured front with hard buckram panels so that aggressive logo stands up loud and proud like it’s headlining a festival. 3.5″ crown, Permacurv® visor that holds its shape no matter how many times you adjust it, plastic closure that fits heads from 21⅝″ to 23⅝″. 26% cotton, 74% polyester — comfy, breathable, and built for real life.
This is daily-life, walk-around, show-the-world-you’re-fucked-in-the-head clothing. Wear it tilted at the bar after a round, backwards at the gym while you’re chasing that lift PR, or just existing while your brain is stuck on the back nine. Let every normie know you don’t just play golf. You are the sickness.
Jagged. Heavy. Loud as hell. Zero apologies.
Every real sicko’s got a little Don Panchito rattling around inside them. This hat just turns the distortion all the way up.
Quit being soft and throw it in the cart. Your head’s been waiting for this kind of volume.
Certified Golf Sicko® …nutting every day!
Size guide
| |
A (inches) |
B (inches) |
C (inches) |
D (inches) |
| One size |
21 ⅝-⅝ |
3 ⅞ |
2 ½ |
6 ¾ |
| |
A (cm) |
B (cm) |
C (cm) |
D (cm) |
| One size |
55-1.6 |
10 |
6.5 |
17.2 |
