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Tour Retro Trucker Hat: PEASANTS LOCAL GOLF CLUB

Tour Retro Trucker Hat: PEASANTS LOCAL GOLF CLUB

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This ain’t no fancy Augusta National trucker hat for guys who need a caddie just to find their wallet. This is the PEASANTS LOCAL GOLF CLUB retro trucker — built for the real ones who pay green fees, lose balls in the same damn pond every week, and still call it “the club.”

Front and center: That beautiful circular badge logo done up in full Masters style but it says PEASANTS LOCAL GOLF CLUB loud and proud. US map shaped like the Augusta outline, stars and stripes flyin’, yellow flag on top, and a big ol’ peace sign right where the cup should be. Because around here we believe in peace… at least until the group in front of us decides to play from the tips and take 45 minutes per hole.

This six-panel retro trucker is pure muni luxury:

- Hard buckram front panels so it keeps its shape even after you throw it on the dash in a fit of rage  
- Mesh back so your head can actually breathe while you’re sweatin’ bullets on the back nine  
- Permacurv® visor that stays curved like your slice on hole 7  
- Adjustable plastic closure so it fits every size of peasant head from 21⅝ to 23⅝ inches of pure golf sicko  
- Mid-profile crown sittin’ at a respectable 3.5 inches — not too tall, not too try-hard

This hat is for the boys who’d rather be hackin’ it up at the local goat track than kissin’ ass at some private prison with a dress code and azaleas. No invitation required. No background check. Just show up, pay your $42, and try not to three-putt in front of the beer cart girl.

The only green jacket you’ll ever need is the one with the beer stain on it.  
The only members here are the ones who actually show up.  
And the only thing exclusive is how exclusive your language gets after you skull one into the water for the third time.

Throw this bad boy on, adjust that strap, and let the world know exactly which club you belong to.

Certified Golf Sicko® …nut every day!

• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• Mid-profile cap with a low-profile embroidery area
• Structured, six-panel cap
• 3.5″ crown (8.9 cm)
• Hard buckram front panels
• Mesh back
• Permacurv® visor, matching undervisor
• Plastic adjustable closure
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)

Size guide

  A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches)
One size 21 ⅝-⅝ 3 ⅞ 2 ½ 6 ¾
  A (cm) B (cm) C (cm) D (cm)
One size 55-1.6 10 6.5 17.2
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